Country Club Series 1/2: It’s the Most Aunt-Flo-der-ful, Country Club Series 2/2: Aunt Flo Strikes Back
After one beer and 14 hours of work
I’m sure it’s sweat. It’s after dark and still in the 90s.
I scan the landscape. For the darkest path. In case Aunt Flo decided not to leave. Bee-atch.
Okay, can’t walk-run to my car. My purse is in the office. Breathe. My next steps:
- Cross the Welcome station
- Walk ½ way up the Circle Drive
- Get past the Valet-guarded doors
- Dodge outcoming bathroom crowd
- Walk 20 feet into a No-Escaping-Notice office
I’m sure I’m fine.
is she fine? OMG, I can’t even watch. Why didn’t she double up, dear god, why???
